Monday, May 02, 2005

you might be an atheist if . . .

These are original, but I'm not saying they all apply to me.
I need help! Think of more and put them in the comments. Thanks :)


  • You might be an atheist if you have ever tried to sell your soul on eBay.


  • You might be an atheist if your list of heroes includes Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, Thomas Paine, and Thomas Jefferson. (Or you may be a Deist :-p)


  • You might be an atheist if “god” means less to you than “dog,” or if you have a bumper sticker that says “Dog is my co-pilot.”


  • You might be an atheist if you have ever been expelled from Sunday school.


  • You might be an atheist if you’ve ever mentioned the babblefish as proof of the non-existence of god.


  • You might be an atheist if the idea of life after death makes no sense to you.


  • You might be an atheist if you write Thomas Paine or Carl Sagan quotes on gospel tracts you find in bathroom stalls. (I do this. lol)


  • You might be an atheist if you’ve said that you serve the IPU only, bless her holy mane.


  • You might be an atheist if you’ve joked about going to hell.

  • You might be an atheist if you do not worry about what anyone else thinks of that lustful thought that just ran though your mind. ;)


  • You might be an atheist if you've ever baited Christians on internet forums. (This does get old after a while.)



  • I need more ideas!

3 comments:

coffee goddess said...

Hey, I want that bumper sticker! It would look great alongside my Darwin Fish.

Mikayla Starstuff said...

Here is is!

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=b5658

:)

Dewayne Zahn said...

Interested. Keep Blogging!