you might be an atheist if . . .

These are original, but I'm not saying they all apply to me.
I need help! Think of more and put them in the comments. Thanks :)

• You might be an atheist if you have ever tried to sell your soul on eBay.
  



• You might be an atheist if your list of heroes includes Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, Thomas Paine, and Thomas Jefferson. (Or you may be a Deist :-p)



• You might be an atheist if “god” means less to you than “dog,” or if you have a bumper sticker that says “Dog is my co-pilot.”



• You might be an atheist if you have ever been expelled from Sunday school.
  



• You might be an atheist if you’ve ever mentioned the babblefish as proof of the non-existence of god.
  



• You might be an atheist if the idea of life after death makes no sense to you.
  



• You might be an atheist if you write Thomas Paine or Carl Sagan quotes on gospel tracts you find in bathroom stalls. (I do this. lol)



• You might be an atheist if you’ve said that you serve the IPU only, bless her holy mane.



• You might be an atheist if you’ve joked about going to hell.
  
  
• You might be an atheist if you do not worry about what anyone else thinks of that lustful thought that just ran though your mind. ;)



• You might be an atheist if you've ever baited Christians on internet forums. (This does get old after a while.)




• I need more ideas!